LOOJI STORY CONTEST (GYM CLASS)

SCENE: 1
CHARACTERS: Skyline Jr., Paint Tool, Redrecord, Billy, Students, Officer

Skyline Jr.: WAKEY WAKEY! *Whacks pot with wooden spoon* COME ON RED! WE AGREED TO WAKE UP EARLY, YOU PROMISED TO BE AN EXAMPLE FOR MY GYM CLASS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!
Redrecord: *yawns* yup... *sits on bed, then walks out the room door*
Paint Tool: when are we gonna start?  *stares at time* I need to get more shut eye... *yawns*
Skyline Jr.: HEY, RED! GET READY FASTER!!!
Redrecord: okay... just lemme changs... *slowly changes into track pants*
Skyline Jr.: OKAY MEN, ARE YOU READY TO GO?
Paint Tool And Redrecord: ...... *snores*
Skyline Jr.: *Snaps in both their faces* RULE NUMBER ONE! NO SLEEPING!
Redrecord and Paint Tool: *both wake up*
Skyline Jr.: RULE NUMBER TWO, DO WHAT I SAY! RULE THREE, NO SLACKING IN MY GYM CLASS!
Paint Tool: Wha.. We agreed to help with a gym class? When?
Skyline Jr.: Don't you remember!? Last night you two said you could help with my lesson!
Redrecord: We did? 
Skyline Jr. Yes you did! I asked you two if you could help, then you both said you would. *mummbles to self* However, you did look sort of tipsy turvy... And you said "Gym us help! Course of!" Anywho... *Speaks aloud again* Let's go! We're probably late!
ALL GET INTO SKYLINE'S CAR
Skyline Jr.: WE'RE HERE! WAKE UP GUYS! 
Redrecord: *opens eyes* That felt like forever...
Skyline Jr.: it was only 5 minutes....
Paint Tool: *wakes up, vision still blury* So this is the museum you work at?
Skyline Jr.: *says sarcastically* Yes, it definitely is a museum.. 
Paint Tool: *vision clears* Oh, it's a school! It's shape looked like a museum a second ago!
Skyline Jr.: ugh... *facepalms* *Gets out of car*
Paint Tool and Redrecord: *both get out of car*
Skyline Jr.: just before we go in, I gotta ask.... Are you guys ok with being hit by high speed dodgeballs climbing hard rough 2 meter long rope?
Paint Tool And Redrecord:  Nope! *trys to walk away but sky Draggs them by their collars into the gymnasium*
Skyline Jr.: Good morning students!
Students: GOOD MORNING SIR! *all students salute*
Skyline Jr.: Students, we have two special people here today! This is *points to Paint Tool* Paint Tool! 
Students: GOOD MORNING PAINT TOOL!
Paint Tool: Uhhhhmmm, Hi.... *waves*
Skyline Jr.: And here *points at Redrecord* is Redrecord!
Students: GOOD MORNING REDRECORD!
Redrecord: *waves* 
Skyline Jr.: The reason I have brought these two young men is for you guys to practice kicking... Dodgeballs! This exercise will help with your leg muscles
Paint Tool and Redrecord: *gulp*
Billy: Sir! I broke my leg...
Skyline Jr.: BILLY! STOP FRACTURING BONES AND USE YOUR OTHER LEG! WHY DO YOU THINK GOD GAVE YOU TWO LEGS?!
Billy: uh, sir I fracture my bones in your class...
Skyline Jr.: DO I HEAR A COMPLAINT?!
Billy:No sir...
Redrecord: Don't ya think your a little harsh dude?
Skyline Jr.: Nope. Ok YOU MAY START KICKING!
Paint Tool: *starts climbing rope* Well this doesn't seem so b- *ball hits face hard, falls*
Redrecord: *was under Paint Tool, Gets crushed under Paint when he falls* Paint... Don't die on me!
Paint Tool: calm down man! I'm not dead! *stands up and tries to climb rope once more*
Redrecord: *Climbs rope under Paint Tool again* These kids have hard kic- *Gets hit in the crotch* AHHHHH *falls to ground*
Skyline Jr.: *steps in front of Paint Tool and Redrecord* Ok guys, I think that's enough! *ball comes out of nowhere hits Skyline in the face, falls*
Redrecord: Whoa, dude are you ok? *jumps off rope*
Skyline Jr. *Sits up on mat* WHO KICKED THAT?
ALL STUDENTS POINT AT BILLY
Skyline Jr.: BILLY! DID YOU KICK THAT?!
Billy: Uhmm... *looks down at ground* Yes sir, sorry sir...
Skyline Jr. *walks up to billy, hugs billy* YOU HAVE BECOME A REAL MAN! *cries*
Billy: sir....
Paint Tool: Skyline, are you.... Crying?!
Skyline Jr.: NO, IM SWEATING FROM MY EYES!!! *sniffles*
Redrecord: *hands Skyline a tissue*
Skyline Jr. *blows nose into tissue* *Lets go if billy* DID ALL OF YOU SEE WHAT HE DID?!
Students: YES?! NO?! SIR?!
Skyline Jr.: CHILDREN, THIS LITTLE BOY HAS JUST EARNED AN A+ IN GYM FOR BECOMING AN ATHLETE!
STUDENTS GRIN AT EACH OTHER THEN START KICKING BALLS AT SKYLINE
Skyline Jr. *get hit repeatedly in crotch and face, falls*
R-r-Redrecord... P-P-Paint Tool, call... Th---e a-a-ambulance....
Paint Tool And Redrecord: *stares* *Paint Tool calls police*
Officer: what is the problem sir?
Paint Tool: My friend is being ambushed BY LITTLE CHILDREN!
Officer: ....... *hangs up*
Paint Tool: OFFICER?!
Skyline Jr. If I don't make it out of here alive... Tell my parents I love them...
             THE END
(After knocking out their teacher, the students of this class ended up getting suspended)